June 2010
5 posts
April 2010
6 posts
This is for TPapp. If you can't read the code,...
StarCraft® II: Wings of Liberty™ Beta Test – Invite a Friend
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"Bisexual Kid" confronts Black Friend. [XBL Tawk]
3/27/10
Afternoon.
Bisexual Kid as "Montana Madison" and Black Friend as "IT IS 2 EASY"
I pop in here, sometimes [ME].
Montana Madison [MM]: "Yo' sup my n*ggas!"
IT IS 2 EASY [EZ]: "Wai - wai - wait. Wutchu tawkin' 'bout little white boy."
[MM]: "I ain't white, I'm part black, n*gga."
[ME]: "What part of you is black?"
[MM]: "My cousin."
[ME]: "A-wuuuuuuuuuuuuuut."
[EZ]: Laughing. "N*gga, that don't make you black."
He finally shuts up . . .
For a bit.
[MM]: "Let me touch your butt."
[ME]: "A-wuuuuuuuut."
[EZ]: "N*gga, you gay."
[MM]: "I'm not gay, I'm bi."
[ME]: Chuckle.
[MM]: "I got a girlfriend named (forgot her name) but I want a boyfriend, too."
[EZ]: "WADDA F*CK.. N*gga, you gay. There ain't such thing as bi for guys."
[ME]: "You either like the pole, or you don't."
[MM]: "I like pole, and vaginas."
[EZ]: "You gay, n*gga."
Montana Madison shuts up for the rest of the game, but he spurts out, "I want to handle your man-ass Hallucinasian. (Me.)
March 2010
10 posts
“Has anyone really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more...”
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Shock
I logged into tumblr.
Saw that I had 11 followers.
11 followers, already? I just made this.
But I noticed that I didn’t follow 21 bloggers.
Recalling Kevin came over yesterday and logged in:
I’m on Kevin’s tumblr.
Now I am disappointed.
I’m taking a nap again.
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Birth
So, I posted this story on my Bio for XBL. I remember it, still. This is a revamped version.
In unknown parts of Asia, where the sun had not yet rose, a soon-to-be mother was laying on her soft futon. She was in agony, although the bedding was made to be oh-so “comfortable”. The doctor positioned himself to deliver the baby; his instinct pushing him to believe that it would soon...
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46x by 87y over the square root of 90 = 912? What the f—
I am.
Hey Chemotrophic Eukaryotes, My name is Mitochondrion, and I power every single one of you. All of you are fat-containing, complex, units of life who spend every second of their day performing aerobic respiration. You are everything obligate in the animal kingdom. Honestly, have any of you ever gotten any ATP? I mean, I guess its fun breaking down the tissues of other organisms because of...